1. Anonymous said: Can you be my friend? I think we would be great friends.

    I feel like we would be great friends too anon

  2. Anonymous said: When u working

    Tomorrow night

  3. embarrassmental:

    narcotic:

    what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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    (via spaceboundiza)

  4. skypestripper:

    its not good sex unless u have to glue ur penis back on

    (via spaceboundiza)

  5. Utada Hikaru

    Sanctuary

    • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
    • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
    • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
    • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
    • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
    • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
    • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
    • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
    • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
    • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
    • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
    • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
    • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
    • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
    • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
    • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
    • DC: Wait-
    • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
    • DC: I didn't-
    • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
    • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
    • Marvel: PEACE
  6. bakabakabaka:

takemetoalice:

noro-daisy:

empire-empire:

okay the person i reblogged this from had what I’m about to say perfectly in the tags. this is so far out of context, its not about romanticizing suicide or a cliche or relatable quote or supposed to be that way. the song is literally about a boy who killed someone in a hit and run and felt so much guilt about it that he killed himself, and he said this quote above on a phone call to someone he knew. that song is based on a true fucking story, stop romanticizing it.

tHANK YOU

thaNK YOU X5


it was a drive by shooting.
  7. 680xsouth:

    basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

    (Source: lilveganmami, via thehopeinforgiving)